Il y en a marre !!!

Aujourd’hui j’ai gagné à la loterie de Microsoft, qui a lieu tous les trois ans (bizarre j’ai déjà du y gagner une centaine de fois cette année). Et comme il est difficile de contacter la Grande Bretagne, la réclamation des gains se passe  en Côte d’ivoire…..(ils sont forts pour faire fonctionner les compagnies de téléphone, à croire que..)

Voila le mail qui n’est pas un spam (mais oui, on y croit)  que j’ai reçu :

FELICITATIONS !!!!!VOUS VENEZ DE GAGNER A LA LOTERIE BILL GATES MICROSOFT ( CE CECI N’EST PAS UN SPAM OU UN VIRUS )‏‏ Spam X

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Mathilde Landivier à etude_maitrejo.
afficher les détails 11:25 (Il y a 2 heures)
A VOTRE ATTENTION,

NOUS VOUS CONTACTONS PAR CETTE PRESSENTE POUR VOUS INFORMER DE VOTRE GAIN À LA LOTERIE BILL GATES MICROSOFT CORPORATION.CECI N’EST PAS UN SPAM NI UN VIRUS, VEUILLEZ TROUVEZ EN FICHIER ATTACHE LA NOTIFICATION DE VOTRE GAIN DE 250.000euros LORS DU DERNIER TIRAGE AU SORT.APRÈS VÉRIFICATION DE LA NOTIFICATION DE VOTRE GAIN EN PIÈCE JOINTE, VEUILLEZ PRENDRE CONTACT AVEC L’AVOCAT ACCRÉDITÉ CI DESSOUS POUR LA PROCÉDURE DE RETRAIT DE VOTRE GAIN.

CONTACT DE L’AVOCAT

CABINET JURIDIQUE DE MAÎTRE BARON JOËL
AVOCAT ACCRÉDITÉ À LA LOTERIE BILL GATES MICROSOFT CORPORATION
MAÎTRE BARON JOËL
TEL : 00225 66 23 45 85
ÉMAIL : etude_maitrejoel@hotmail.fr
CORDIALEMENT
STÉPHANIE LACHANCE
DIRECTRICE DES OPÉRATIONS

FÉLICITATION !!!!!!!!!!!! FÉLICITATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOUS VENEZ DE GAGNEZ A LA LOTERIE!!

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

TO YOUR ATTENTION,

WE TOUCH BY THIS PRESENT FOR YOU TO INFORM YOU GAIN THE LOTTERY BILL GATES MICROSOFT CORPORATION.CECI IS NOT A SPAM OR VIRUS, PLEASE FIND ATTACHED FILE IN THE NOTIFICATION OF YOUR GAIN 250.000euros DURING THE LAST RAFFLE . AFTER VERIFICATION OF THE NOTIFICATION OF YOUR GAIN ATTACHMENT, PLEASE CONTACT THE LAWYER WITH ACCREDITED BELOW FOR THE PROCEDURE FOR REMOVAL OF YOUR GAIN.

CONTACT THE LAWYER

LAW FIRM OF MASTER BARON JOEL
ACCREDITED LAWYER TO THE LOTTERY BILL GATES MICROSOFT CORPORATION
MASTER BARON JOEL
TEL: 00225 66 23 45 85
EMAIL: etude_maitrejoel@hotmail.fr
CORDIALLY
STEPHANIE LACHANCE
DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS

CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU COME TO WIN THE LOTTERY!
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J’ai aussi gagné $800,000.00 USD (des dollars américains, mails ils n’arrivent pas à me livrer !

mjamal@petrodar.com ✆
afficher les détails 03:21 (Il y a 10 heures)

Dear Customer !!!

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location.

We thought that the sender gave you our contact details and that you would have contacted us by now. We would also let you know that a letter is also attached to your package.

However, we cannot quote its content to you via E-mail for privacy reasons.

We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth $800,000.00 USD; in FedEx we do not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but in Bank Drafts only. The package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague, and your colleague explained that he is from the United States but he is in Nigeria for a three (3) months Surveying Project and for he is working with a consulting firm in Nigeria, West Africa. We are sending you this E-mail because your package is been registered on a Special Order.

What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for the immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address.

Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your information, it will only take us one working day (24 hours) for your package to arrive at its designated destination. For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as the processing fees have been paid by your colleague before your package was registered.

Note that the payment that is made on the Processing, Premium & Clearance Certificates, are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to Sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country.

However, you will have to pay a sum of $103 US Dollars to the FedEx Delivery Department for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx Company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page.

Also be informed that your colleague wished to pay for the Security Keeping charges, but we do not accept such payments considering the facts that all items & packages registered with us has a time limitation and we cannot accept payment not knowing when you will be picking up the package or even respond to us. So we cannot take the risk to have accepted such payment in case of any possible demurrage.

Kindly note that your colleague did not leave us with any further information.

We hope that you send your response to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the expiry date of the foremost package, we may refer the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package those not have a return address.

Kindly contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post) with the details given below:

FedEx Delivery Post
Manager and Director
Mr. Thomas Martins.
fedexwestafrica001@yahoo.com.hk

Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given above. This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone Number.

FULL NAMES:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
TELEPHONE:
SEX:
OCCUPATION:
AGE:
MARITAL STATUS:

Kindly complete the above form and submit it to the delivery manager on: fedexwestafrica001@yahoo.com.hk

As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fees. As soon as they confirm your payment receipt of $103 US Dollars.

They will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the attached letter to your residence. which usually takes 24 hours being an overnight delivery service.

Note that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not leave us with his phone number because he stated that he just already arrive Nigeria and he has not gotten a phone yet. We personally sealed your Bank Draft and we found your email contact in the attached letter as the recipient of the foremost package.

Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address given above and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable a successful reconfirmation.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. James Wellington.
FedEx Online Team Management.
All rights reserved. © 1925-2010.
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This E-mail is only for the above addressees. It may contain confidential or privileged information. If you are not an addressee you must not copy, distribute, disclose or use any of the information in it or any attachments.
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FEDEX INT’L>>>LICENSE OF FEDERAL EXPRESS CO-OPERATION>>>.

J’ai aussi un futur héritage de 5 millions d’euros qui m’attend :


de Jean Jacques Bourdain
à reappalaches@globetrotter.net
date 18 février 2010 02:50
objet Bonjour
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signé par yahoo.com
masquer les détails 02:50 (Il y a 11 heures)
Je suis Monsieur Jean-Jacques BOURDAIN, né le 11 Novembre 1951 en Belgique.Je souffre d’un cancer de gorge depuis maintenant près d’un mois et demi.

Mon médecin traitant vient donc de m’informer que mes jours sont comptés du fait de mon état de santé dégradé.
Ma situation matrimoniale est telle que je n’ai ni femme et encore moins
des enfants à qui je pourrais léguer mon héritage.

C’est pour cela que je voudrais de façon gracieuse et dans le souci d’aider les démunis vous donner ce dit héritage s’élevant à une valeur de 5 millions d’euros .
Je voudrais avoir les informations suivantes : Votre nom complet, un numéro de téléphone et si possible le fax .

Je compte sur votre bonne volonté et surtout le bon usage de ces fonds pour votre œuvre.

JJ.BOURDAIN

Les gens sont trop gentils, mais par pitié si vous voulez me donner de l’argent, arrêtez d’inonder ma boite mail.

Vous avez tous les renseignements nécessaires sur le site, envoyez l’argent; point!

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